All white people are born with a singular mission in life in order to pass from regular whitehood into ultra-whitehood. Just as Muslims have to visit Mecca, all white people must eventually renovate a house before they can be complete.

Christian Lander
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  2. For white people, nothing makes them appreciate the gift of life more than voluntarily trying to end it.

  3. If you are able to introduce a white person to a new cheese, it's like introducing them to a future spouse.

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